Tuesday, May 5, 2009

this some R.L. Stein shit....


We got fuckin pigs making people sick... ah hell NO!! I woke up this morning with a slightly soar throat and a headache (insert goosebumps)... By now all my "liberal" friends are most likely spinning into some rage about "fear mongering" in America and "mass distraction"... I get it, the government wants us to be scared in order to pull off some kind of scam (insert goosebumps) but you know what.... I don't give a damn anymore! I just don't want to get sick! Beware... if you look like this:

DO NOT COME NEAR THE SPREAD STUDIO! I will bacon your ass!... this swine flu shit is crazy I'm tellin you... Not to mention the fact that Tupac showed up in New Orleans last week! LMAO! WTF? We had a nice little debate about this shit in the studio last week and the consensus is that R.L. Stein IS Tupac (insert goosebumps)...


By now all my rapper friends are mad on some "Dekk don't disrespect Pac like that bro...." but I don't give a damn! If Pac is alive and partying in New Orleans, then I am somewhat disappointed in his life choices... I mean really, that's a pretty fucked up trick to play on millions of people... and it's also a MARKETING SCAM! He got rich as hell of that shit... That's why I love Jay-Z and NaS so much... They didn't have to die to be considered "great"... I'm just sayin... Early death seems to catapult people into "legend status" that might not otherwise be there ( cough *Dilla* cough)... Oh shit!! People are gonna fucking hate me for this post!! hahaha!... Listen.... I love Pac's music, I love Dilla's music and I love Big's music... but to say that any of them was the greatest is risky to me. It's my opinion that tragic death makes objectivity almost impossible... really who cares though? LOL! This guy does:

That's Kid Couture... My DJ, my business partner... My enemy. Kid Couture is a Dilla fanatic and a weapon of mass bad-ass-ness... He once punch fought a snowboarder on tour and won... I'm just sayin... Watch out!!! Seriously though, Mr. Couture is returning from a 3 month tour this Wednesday (oh shit that's tomorrow) and I couldn't be more excited to have him back (unless he catches swine flu). The Spread team will finally be complete! Jay Child, Late Davis, Randa Smith, Dekk (me), Tim Moore and Kid Couture! you might ask "Who's fucking with that???" Well, in the words of Keith Sweat:
NO-BAWDY!!!!
-Dekk-

3 comments:

Kid Couture said...

you do bad things to the English language. Read your post while listening to a J-Rocc Dilla Tribute...that's ironic!

LettertoJane said...

You can shorten that to he just does bad things.

Randa said...

Lol nice pic of Kid Couture! WTF about that Pac pic?? I always knew he wasn't dead lol...